/author enters, stage right

/author walks to podium, coughs once, blinks in the unfamiliar light

Ladies and gentlemen, so wonderful to see you all here today.

I have an announcement to make.

/author coughs, again

Kim Deal has left The Pixies and they’ve released a new song and it sounds like The Fall meets a Pixies tribute band and they are doing some shows in London and…

/author pauses

That is all. Thank you for your time. I shall return.

/author exits, stage left

Music From The Pixies Is Available Here