5.30 kick-offs are a pain in the backside. If you haven’t got the will to go to the pub to watch it, and you don’t want to shell out money to the horrible Murdoch empire or the comically inept Setanta gang, you end up watching the first half of the match on a hooky stream [...]
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Newcastle United 1 – Arsenal 3 – Barcodes Wiped
Posted by loftandlost on March 22, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/03/22/newcastle-united-1-arsenal-3-barcodes-wiped/
Phil Brown Ends Long Arsenal Anti-Intimidation Run
Stating that Arsenal fans had “intimidated his team” during last night’s FA Cup Quarter Final match between Arsenal and Hull City, Phil Brown ended the unprecedented 762-match streak during which Arsenal fans had completely failed to intimidate the opposition. The run, spanning 17 years in all competitions, was without equal in the modern game and [...]
Posted by loftandlost on March 18, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/03/18/phil-brown-ends-long-arsenal-anti-intimidation-run/
Arsenal 2 – Hull City 1 – Move On, Nothing To See Here
Golly, isn’t Phil Brown a bad loser? His team take a lucky lead against us in this FA Cup Quarter Final, then instead of pressing on and maybe scoring another, they shut up shop, timewaste, and generally don’t bother to really play football. Result? About five bookings for timewasting and arguing with Mike Riley (who [...]
Posted by loftandlost on March 18, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/03/18/arsenal-2-hull-city-1-move-on-nothing-to-see-here/
Arsenal 4 – Blackburn 0 – More Acid, Vicar?
That just takes the biscuit, that does. I had two childrens parties to go to today, so had to miss the game, following the game on Twitter . After about four league 0-0′s in a row, I really was thinking we’d probably balls it up again. Plus, as I was getting my son ready for [...]
Posted by loftandlost on March 14, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/03/14/arsenal-4-blackburn-0-more-acid-vicar/
Roma 1 Arsenal 0 – Who Watches The Penalties?
Ok, dear Reader, I didn’t watch the match. Instead, I decided last week to book tickets to see Watchmen at the local IMAX for last night, forgetting that Arsenal were playing. And the film’s ok, you know, considering they’ve filmed a book widely considered to be unfilmable. Not sure that it was wise changing the [...]
Posted by loftandlost on March 12, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/03/12/roma-1-arsenal-0-who-watches-the-penalties/
Arsenal 3 Burnley 0 – Acid In The Cola
Sometimes it’s nice for us to go back to the old days when teams would come and play us and not be all defensive, putting 10 men behind the ball, and actually come and play football. It’s even nicer when we say “Thank you very much, kind sirs!” and proceed to thump them. The icing [...]
Posted by loftandlost on March 9, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/03/09/arsenal-3-burley-0-acid-in-the-cola/
West Brom 1 – Arsenal 3 – Phew, At Last
After spending the whole of February not scoring any league goals (or conceding any, for that matter), Arsenal finally managed to get their shooting boots on tonight and win. In a fairly frenetic first half, ol’ pinky boots Bendtner scored an early goal, thanks to Scott Carson making a hash of a fairly save-able chance. [...]
Posted by loftandlost on March 3, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/03/03/west-brom-1-arsenal-3-phew-at-last/
Arsenal 0 – Fulham 0 – Groundhog Day
Get up. Get ready. Go to the game. Watch our midfield uselessly pass the ball sideways. Watch our wide players cross the ball to no-one. Go home. Get up. Get ready. Go to the game. Watch our midfield uselessly pass the ball sideways. Watch our wide players cross the ball to no-one. Go home. Get [...]
Posted by loftandlost on March 1, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/03/01/arsenal-0-fulham-0-groundhog-day/
Arsenal 1 – Roma 0, Some Words From Song
Hi, I’m Alex Song. You may know me from other Arsenal matches such as Arsenal 0 – Sunderland 0 and Arsenal 4 – Tottenham Hotspur 4. In those games, I excelled myself with my lack of tackling and inability to pass the ball forward. And last night, whilst my team-mates had worked hard to get [...]
Posted by loftandlost on February 25, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/02/25/arsenal-1-roma-0-some-words-from-song/
It’s Going To Be 0-0 Again
An extremely quick post as I’m about to run off to the Roma match. I’m sure another evening of hugely entertaining football awaits, with goals galore and the team being cheered off the pitch after another 5-0 battering. With an Eboue hat-trick. Or, probably not. In fact definitely not. I’m not looking forward to this [...]
Posted by loftandlost on February 24, 2009
http://loftandlost.com/2009/02/24/its-going-to-be-0-0-again/
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