It’s the biggest snowfall in London for around 20 years. Once it gets a bit lighter I’m going to try and get to somewhere I can snowboard – but as the buses are all down, the car’s snowed in, and the TFL Website has gone bloody titsup again (as it always does when more than three people try to look at it at once), I’ve no idea if I can actually get anywhere.

Sometimes only swearing will do.

Fucking hell, snow. In London! Fuck me.